Monday, November 05, 2007

Pissing and Poker

Last Saturday night, I played at a home game that was set-up in the garage. The host asked all the guys to piss outside in the dirt and the women could go inside the house. The more I thought about it, the more disgusting it seems. And yes, I stayed and played the game anyway.

I just kept thinking that if the men are pissing outside then they are not washing their hands. Ugghhhh!!!!!!!!! So I was touching the chips and cards that were touched with hands unwashed after urinating. TOTALLY gross!!!!

Even more disturbing was the fact that people were eating pizza and chips after touching the cards and poker chips.

So I decided to do some research about hand washing. Here are some of the things I found:

Hand Washing

Hand Washing Prevents Hepatitis A Infections

Men Not Washing Hands

Perhaps I should find comfort in the comments of a fellow blogger on the subject, ..."men piss on the seat, not on their hands"

6 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

Men do not wash there hands anyways.. unless other men are there... and social pressure forces us to.

DP said...

through syllogism that apparently means men are morons. hence, i disagree -- stop misrepresenting, waffle.

HighOnPoker said...

George Carlin once said (paraphrased), "If I have to watch my hands after every time I touch my dick, I should probably just wash my dick!"

kipper said...

I feel sick to my stomach...

Littleacornman said...

Loool at Jordans comment!

liveplayer said...

I can piss without even touching my dick.

How cool is that?!